you were the one being sarcastic and snide. the only thing i was even close to sarcastic about was the art school thing because it was said 298797 times. you brought up the thing about the sex with whoever and the shane situation like you wanted to talk about it then got irritated when i asked. not my fault. i never told you to watch your tone, i said you were responding to everything i said with a nasty tone... which you were. i genuinely did not hear you said shotgun and you said "I ALREADY CALLED IT!" in a voice that was definitely quite a few degrees below pleasant and accompanied it with a mean look. the whole rusty machete thing... i thought you thought the situation was funny that's why i was talking about it, you didn't have to make a nasty comment about how "at least i don't get paranoid EVERY TIME I SMOKE!" when i get paranoid, i don't flip a shit though. i remain calm, cool, and collected. my shit's in my head, yours results in an outburst. so whatever. if you want to make all your livejournal friends think i'm a hardcore bitch by acting like i said quote-watch-your-tone-unquote. go ahead because it didn't go down like that. i'm not angry or upset with you, i'm just straightening shit out.